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Hezron
Irascible and high-strung, Hezron was once someone’s misguided attempt at a pet. When the owner failed to take proper care of the sugar glider, he was discarded for dead, but luck intervened and he awoke as a guardian. He escaped from the dumpster and found Yarashiel, becoming her guardian.
Back in ancient times, Hezron was just one of the sons of Reuben. He had a clan named after him, the Hezronites. How did he end up with enough offspring to have a whole clan? Yep, you guessed it: he had a lot of wives and concubines and wasn’t shy about getting it on with them. He enjoyed what was (for the time) a lavish, indolent life, with plenty of riches and land to call his own. He and his brothers were involved in conquering a lot of that land, but Hezron himself was never one to rush into the forefront of battle. More like wander in after the battle had already started and make a decent show of being involved without actually doing too much.
Hezron now lives with Jack in her rat hole of an apartment. He loves to eat sweet things he probably shouldn’t (he will attack you for absolutely anything that has honey or caramel on it) and likes to watch television. He has a shrill, “shrieky” voice, which frequently rises to yelling pitch if so much as one tiny thing doesn’t go his way! Jack has developed the ability to tune him out, but anyone else who isn’t so gifted will doubtless find him horribly annoying. If he’s cold, he’ll let you know. If he’s hungry, he’ll really let you know. Always in a voice that can best be compared to nails on chalkboard.
As if that weren’t enough, Hezron is a complete lech with a really dirty mind who loves watching women get undressed. (There’s nothing he can really do as a sugar glider, so he settles for watching.) He’s trying to learn how to read English so he can access more porn on the Internet -- so far, all he knows how to do is type “boobs” into Google, and if you’ve ever done this yourself, you know what a mixed bag those results can be. When not trying to find porn on the Internet, he watches a lot of TV. He prefers Jack leave the television on Showtime while she’s at work.
When it comes to senshi stuff, Hezron is one of those guardians who couldn’t care less most of the time. So long as nothing gets between him and his sweet treats, he doesn’t really care what happens. He adores Jack because she more than tolerates his dirty-mindedness, but don’t expect him to be backing her up in any significant way. He’s just not all that interested in fighting some war for a bunch of magic shards or whatever it is that’s going on. He has more important things to do, like getting Jack to sneak him into the women’s locker room at the pool, or certain department store changing rooms.
For her part, Jack probably encourages and indulges Hezron a little too much. If he’s not sitting at home in front of the computer or television, expect to find Hezron nestled somewhere in whatever jacket Jack happens to be wearing, or lounging in the vicinity of her chest. He likes to curl up there when she’s watching TV or reading a book.
Back in ancient times, Hezron was just one of the sons of Reuben. He had a clan named after him, the Hezronites. How did he end up with enough offspring to have a whole clan? Yep, you guessed it: he had a lot of wives and concubines and wasn’t shy about getting it on with them. He enjoyed what was (for the time) a lavish, indolent life, with plenty of riches and land to call his own. He and his brothers were involved in conquering a lot of that land, but Hezron himself was never one to rush into the forefront of battle. More like wander in after the battle had already started and make a decent show of being involved without actually doing too much.
Hezron now lives with Jack in her rat hole of an apartment. He loves to eat sweet things he probably shouldn’t (he will attack you for absolutely anything that has honey or caramel on it) and likes to watch television. He has a shrill, “shrieky” voice, which frequently rises to yelling pitch if so much as one tiny thing doesn’t go his way! Jack has developed the ability to tune him out, but anyone else who isn’t so gifted will doubtless find him horribly annoying. If he’s cold, he’ll let you know. If he’s hungry, he’ll really let you know. Always in a voice that can best be compared to nails on chalkboard.
As if that weren’t enough, Hezron is a complete lech with a really dirty mind who loves watching women get undressed. (There’s nothing he can really do as a sugar glider, so he settles for watching.) He’s trying to learn how to read English so he can access more porn on the Internet -- so far, all he knows how to do is type “boobs” into Google, and if you’ve ever done this yourself, you know what a mixed bag those results can be. When not trying to find porn on the Internet, he watches a lot of TV. He prefers Jack leave the television on Showtime while she’s at work.
When it comes to senshi stuff, Hezron is one of those guardians who couldn’t care less most of the time. So long as nothing gets between him and his sweet treats, he doesn’t really care what happens. He adores Jack because she more than tolerates his dirty-mindedness, but don’t expect him to be backing her up in any significant way. He’s just not all that interested in fighting some war for a bunch of magic shards or whatever it is that’s going on. He has more important things to do, like getting Jack to sneak him into the women’s locker room at the pool, or certain department store changing rooms.
For her part, Jack probably encourages and indulges Hezron a little too much. If he’s not sitting at home in front of the computer or television, expect to find Hezron nestled somewhere in whatever jacket Jack happens to be wearing, or lounging in the vicinity of her chest. He likes to curl up there when she’s watching TV or reading a book.